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The Guardian vs. Boris


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The Guardian really have something against Mayor Boris. A avid twitterer @chickerino found, the amount of articles against the Mayor, considerably supported by one of its main bloggers Dave Hill, is getting quite substantial. Here’s a screenshot of the top discussed articles today: (Spotted by @chickerino )

My One Piece of Advice


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My One Piece of Advice is a site dreamt up by Guy Baumann, asking public figures to give one piece of advice in order to help the rest of us. A noble idea, Boriswatch thinks. He’s asked 19 public figures so far – and only one has bothered to reply. Can anyone guess which one? […]

Royal Academy of Arts speech online


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Many of us are not lucky enough to listen to one of the many private function speeches Boris does. However, the Royal Academy of Arts has put a recent Boris speech online for everyone to listen to. Here’s the link: Happy listening!

Random and Competing Forces of Nature


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No, that’s not what determines the legislation that comes out of the Mayoral office — it’s how good ol’ BoJo described his barnet upon winning an award for best celebrity hair this week. And rightly so. We here at BorisWatch towers have always been rather a fan of Boris’s do — in fact, several of […]

Dreams Of Boris


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A light-hearted – if slightly disturbing – website has popped up on the Boriswatch radar this morning. I Dream Of Boris is a site where visitors can submit their Boris-themed dreams. They range for innocent and innocuous to… well, something more carnal. Have a look – although we felt slightly tarnished afterwards.

Boris For Mayor – the official unofficial song!


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We have few idle moments here at Boriswatch Towers. But we’ve managed to string a few of those idle moments together to produce a wonderful little ditty in favour of the Big Bozza! Here, Ladies and gentlefolk, is the world premiere of “Boris For Mayor” – The Song! Watch out for the guest pigeon…

Boris is a Clothing Hero


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The clothing brand St Roker – tagline “Fine Attire for the Fast and Louche” – has found a fine fan in Boris Johnson, and to that end have sent Boriswatch their interview with Boris, which finds him on fine form. Have a read: St Roker: Heroes.

Mac will never be back…


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Since the official Boris Johnson site first became an outrageously popular blog – second only, of course, to Boriswatch’s standing – there has been a little community building up, with regulars posting… well, regularly. Sadly, one of the best of those, Macarnie, has passed away recently (on my birthday, strangely), and while I didn’t know […]