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Dreams Of Boris

admin | April 19, 2008

A light-hearted - if slightly disturbing - website has popped up on the Boriswatch radar this morning. I Dream Of Boris is a site where visitors can submit their Boris-themed dreams. They range for innocent and innocuous to… well, something more carnal. Have a look - although we felt slightly tarnished afterwards.

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Boris For Mayor - the official unofficial song!

admin | February 17, 2008

We have few idle moments here at Boriswatch Towers. But we’ve managed to string a few of those idle moments together to produce a wonderful little ditty in favour of the Big Bozza! Here, Ladies and gentlefolk, is the world premiere of “Boris For Mayor” - The Song! Watch out for the guest pigeon…

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UPDATE: Well, this IS going well. It’s in the top 50 most downloaded political videos on Youtube this week, and it’s been picked up by Sky’s Adam Boulton, ConservativeHome and BackBoris! Here’s some websites linking to the song:

ConservativeHome: Boris For Mayor - the unofficial theme tune

Sky’s Adam Boulton: Name That Tune

BackBoris Newsletter: February 22nd 2008

Times CommentCentral: With a Video Like This, How Can Boris Lose?

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Boris is a Clothing Hero

admin | January 2, 2008

The clothing brand St Roker - tagline “Fine Attire for the Fast and Louche” - has found a fine fan in Boris Johnson, and to that end have sent Boriswatch their interview with Boris, which finds him on fine form. Have a read: St Roker: Heroes.

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Mac will never be back…

admin | November 3, 2006

Since the official Boris Johnson site first became an outrageously popular blog - second only, of course, to Boriswatch’s standing - there has been a little community building up, with regulars posting… well, regularly. Sadly, one of the best of those, Macarnie, has passed away recently (on my birthday, strangely), and while I didn’t know him beyond the amazing poems and prose he spooned into his comments, it seems he will be hugely missed by many. The official site has a post dedicated to him, and there are many others mourning his passing. Boriswatch tips its hat in sadness.

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Boris Lookalike?

admin | June 22, 2004
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Boriswatch reader Clive announced that he had a colleague who was the spitting image of Boris. I challenged him, he produced the goods. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you…. Corin! To top off his claim, Clive says, “Corin is big into ’spinning’, it ties in
nicely with Boris and his bicycle”. What do you think, readers? Can anyone better this young man?

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