Warning: Use of undefined constant _FILE_ - assumed '_FILE_' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/easygravatars/easygravatars.php on line 14

Warning: Use of undefined constant WPLANG - assumed 'WPLANG' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/facebook-likes-you/facebook-likes-you.php on line 138

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/easygravatars/easygravatars.php:14) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/disable-xml-rpc-pingback/disable-xml-rpc-pingback.php on line 51
stevenl, Author at Boriswatch
Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Boris uncovers Ken’s plonk and annouces triumphant Telegraph return…


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Back in May Boriswatch speculated about the existence of Ken’s secret whisky stash. Well it appears the Whisky went when Ken cleared out his desk, however it seems someone left behind a stash of fine French plonk. Boris revealed the juicy details to the Daily Telegraph whilst annoucing the return of his much loved weekly […]

Boris says farewell to Henley…


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

In a letter to the Henley Standard Boris thanks his constituents for putting up with him and lets on how much he will miss his surgeries. Rumour has it Bozza’s Dad Stanley is after the job!

Boris – what the Sunday papers are saying…


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Now that Boris is top of the political agenda for journalists of all persuasions, Boriswatch takes a look at what the broadsheets are saying about the new Mayor of London. Tory paper, the Sunday Telegraph, disscusses (predictably) the wider implications of Boris taking London in terms of national politics. The article quote Boris hinting that […]

Reactions from around the world (and the blogosphere)


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Boriswatch seems to be getting a bit more traffic this morning for some reason. So to keep the punters happy here’s a round up of all the juicy gossip, comment and toy throwing that’s hitting the headlines today. From Canada, long time Boriswatcher and uber-blogger Raincoaster worries about “cricket louts and derby-topped swarms of bankers […]

Berry’s Bizarre outburst: “Boris hates you all and wants to destroy your city”

Out of the current crop of minor parties in British politics, the Greens stand out as one of the more mature plantations. However whilst UKIP have had some success in Euro elections, and even Respect have an MP, Sian Berry is still dragging her sandals, polling just three per cent of the popular vote in […]

Boris breaks bread with bloggers…


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Political and PR blogger Ellee Seymour lets on Boris has invited his fav bloggers out for a spot of lunch tomorrow. Bottoms up folks! Read Ellees post here – and pester her for all the juicy gossip!

Boris tormenters trawl yet deeper into Telegraph archives…


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Precisely five years prior to the day of this years London Mayoral elections the Daily Telegraph published this column, a report by Boris, from Iraq, in which he reported liberating Tariq Aziz’s old cigar case from the burnt out shell of his palace. Now it appears someone has lodged a formal complaint to the Metropolitan […]

London hots up as “The Sun” comes out…


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Rumour has it that Neil Kinnock was none too impressed when he saw his head superimposed in a lightbulb the front page of the nations’ favourite tabloid on a certain Thursday morning in 1992. For any Boriswatchers too young to remember the fateful Friday morning that followed, many an expletive echoed around the breakfast tables […]

Bozza on Primetime…


Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/boriswatch.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

Policing and paperwork, teenage tearaways on transport, bicycles, balkanisation and bureaucracy. Boris reveals all to Andrew Marr – report and video here.