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A Darker Shade of Green


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As the Damien Green scandal rages on, it seems Boris might have got a little more involved than he’d hoped. Reports of him contacting Green by telephone after his arrest have surfaced — and with them, worries that he might find himself facing a conflict of interest in the case. An unnamed (but apparently senior) […]

Evening, Commissioner


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We here at Boriswatch Towers have previously reported on the kerfuffle that emerged between Boris and Sir Ian Blair. With Blair’s resignation and soon-to-be departure from the role, however, we assumed that any bad blood between the two would fade away, to be replaced with a professional courtesy and sense of goodwill. Oh, how wrong […]

2012 Olympics: Breaking News


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A reputable news source has recently reported that Boris has officially claimed we’re ready for the 2012 Olympics… right now, in fact. How does next week sound? No, not really. As much as I’m sure Boris would like to be ready almost four years in advance, I think that’s asking just a little bit much […]

Boris’s Christmas Gift


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As it’s getting to that festive time of year again (not that you’d know it, given that most places have had Christmas decorations up since before Hallowe’en), many people have started to consider a seasonal break to our nation’s capital. Boris, of course, is well in favour of that… so much so that he’s announced […]

The Green Issue


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The papers certainly haven’t shied away from reporting on the recent Damien Green scandal, despite the fact that details (for anyone who hasn’t been following the case from the outset) are a little muddled. Whatever has happened, it’s clear that the end result was not approved of by many people high up the chain of […]

Boris the Nincompoop


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Boris’s plans to see if it would be viable to allow thousands of UK immigrants to earn the right to stay in Britain (first touted during his run for mayor) has been one of his more controversial policies — as shown by this article in (surprise, surprise) the Daily Mail –but now the Immigration Minister has […]

What’s Opera, Doc?


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In a world where the difficulties they cause (and, to a lesser extent, face) are all-too-often considered the be-all and end-all of our nation’s youth, it’s sometimes nice to see something focus on the lighter side of life for young people — and who better to do that than Boris? A member of his staff, […]

Going For Gold


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There hasn’t been a great deal in the news in recent weeks about the 2012 Olympics, but that appears to be changing. Only a few days ago, Tessa Jowell made headlines for admitting what she saw as a gaffe on the part of the Government in tabling a bid for the Games. In light of […]

All Bark and No Bite?


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In a city being plagued by knife crime, it’s often the case that other dangerous objects are sidelined by the news. Not for Boris, however, who has recently come out to state that we have to do something about people who are using dogs as weapons. There’s no way of getting round the fact that […]

Tut-Tuttle


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Oh dear. Only a few days after he waxed lyrical about America’s new dawn, Boris has managed to annoy the Yanks once again. He recently caused a ruckus by stating (in his usual, subtle style) that the US Ambassador to the UK, Robin Tuttle, should be given an ASBO as a result of what BoJo […]