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Davos 2009 – Boris bigs up London


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Boris has apparently gone down a storm at the Davos 2009 World Economic Forum. His Mayordom of London seems popular with business leaders in the city. According to the Independent’s Davos Diary, he has declared himself “one of the last defenders of the free market system left in politics”.  He pointed out that “a year […]

Boris: I’m a nightmare Tory pirate


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An entertaining article showed up in the Mail on Sunday yesterday – rare in that it actually talks to Boris, rather than commenting without getting information from the horse’s mouth. Boris talks about how it’s going, sex, The Clash and underwear – although sadly not any mention of Boriswatch thongs in the article. Happily, there […]

Royal Academy of Arts speech online


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Many of us are not lucky enough to listen to one of the many private function speeches Boris does. However, the Royal Academy of Arts has put a recent Boris speech online for everyone to listen to. Here’s the link: Happy listening!

Kid British bump into Boris


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Music website NME reporting yesterday that Boris was approached in the street by new band Kid British, who were busking around the capital to promote their new EP. Today, the NME shows the band explaining what happened, and how Boris listened to their music for a whle before policemen moved them along. What Boris made […]

Boriswatch TV


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Boriswatch is nothing if not generous with the site’s promotion to the masses. We’ve done a Boriswatch video, appeared on the BBC and Sky, enabled Boriscards to be sent around the web, set up a Boriswatch Facebook group, made t-shirts and thongs and generally said yes to everything. Well, not everything. And now, dear readers, […]

Boris gets done by own Congestion Charge


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Looks like even the Mayor of London is not excluded from the road charging in central London. The Big Bozza managed to completely forget to pay the charge, becoming – in his own words – a “victim to the wretched system”. £60 later, Boris is keen to swicth the payment to an account-based system, one […]

Advertising page now fixed


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Just a quick note to say that the Advertise page is now fixed, and ready and waiting to boost your traffic…

Merry Christmas! Send a Boriscard…


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A very merry Christmas to all Boriswatch readers! We hope you have a fantastic day! If you’ve forgotten to send a card to a loved one, help is at hand in the form of Boriscards. Send a Christmas Boriscard, and all will be forgiven… P.S. We will leave you with perhaps our favourite video…

Bad Sex and Boris’s sister


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Boris can’t win everything, and his sister has confirmed it. With her latest book, Shire Hell, Rachel Johnson has won the 2008 “Bad Sex” award, given the the most excruciatingly described sexual event in a novel. Her shining prose include the following passage: “I find myself gripping his ears and tugging at the locks curling […]