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Boris: chance of being Prime Minister is “vanishing”


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A bunch of OH NO’s echoed round Boriswatch Towers this week when we heard from Boris’s own mouth that his chance’s of becoming Prime Minister are fading. He told American chat show host David Letterman that “there are limits to the credulity of our audience”, before mulling over whether his astonishing hair is holding him […]

The Boris Aria, and the Boris JohnSong


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Well, Boris’s elongated Mayoring has certainly got the creative juices flowing. A couple of tuneful renditions of Boris-themed songs have flooded into the Boriswatch mailbox! One is low-key and groovy, the other is operatic and rousing. The legend of Boris truly transcends all musical boundaries. Enjoy! The Boris Aria (more about Sophie here)   The Boris […]

Sing Boris For Mayor


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A long while ago, we at Boriswatch all dreamed of Mayor Boris. We fought long and hard, campaigned all over the internet, created t-shirts and thongs, posted enlightening episodes in the life of Boris, wrote a song…. Yes, that’s right. Wrote a song. Here it is. Enjoy. Vote Boris!  

Boriscards now working again


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Well, there’s a thing. Turns out the BorisCard section – where you can send eCards to friends and family – had stopped working. So I’ve now revamped and relaunched it – hope you like it!

Is Fatboy Slim A DJ? – Full video


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So, Is Fatboy Slim A DJ has landed – and how! Seems that it’s selling well on ITunes, and now the full video has been released on Youtube. It’s a cracker – our favourite line? “But it was a disaster.” Makes us weep at the creativity of it all. Back in the day, we released […]

The Guardian vs. Boris


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The Guardian really have something against Mayor Boris. A avid twitterer @chickerino found, the amount of articles against the Mayor, considerably supported by one of its main bloggers Dave Hill, is getting quite substantial. Here’s a screenshot of the top discussed articles today: (Spotted by @chickerino )

When the milkman calls


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Boris has turned milkman for a morning – by delivering a pint for thirsty BBC staff. The Big Bozza had been due to pop in to BBC London 94.9FM‘s studios for his monthly guest slot. But staff had run out of milk for their morning tea after moving into a new studio at Broadcasting House […]

Video of London Fashion Week speech


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Boris recently opened London Fashion Week, and new filtered out about the stellar speech Boris gave. Happily, on a very early Sunday morning, Boriswatch Towers have stumbled over a video of the speech, in which Boris is standing beside a large hat-cake and an unusually tall woman. True story. Here it is: