Author Archive for: Chief Boriswatcher

Boris: chance of being Prime Minister is “vanishing”

11 Jun
June 11, 2012

A bunch of OH NO’s echoed round Boriswatch Towers this week when we heard from Boris’s own mouth that his chance’s of becoming Prime Minister are fading. He told American chat show host David Letterman that “there are limits to the credulity of our audience”, before mulling over whether his astonishing hair is holding him back.

We’re reeling. There are no such limits to million’s of people’s support for you, Bozza. Next Stop PM! Ok good.

The Boris Aria, and the Boris JohnSong

12 May
May 12, 2012

Well, Boris’s elongated Mayoring has certainly got the creative juices flowing. A couple of tuneful renditions of Boris-themed songs have flooded into the Boriswatch mailbox! One is low-key and groovy, the other isĀ operatic and rousing. The legend of Boris truly transcends all musical boundaries. Enjoy!

The Boris Aria

(more about Sophie here)


The Boris JohnSong


Sing Boris For Mayor

03 May
May 3, 2012

A long while ago, we at Boriswatch all dreamed of Mayor Boris. We fought long and hard, campaigned all over the internet, created t-shirts and thongs, posted enlightening episodes in the life of Boris, wrote a song…. Yes, that’s right. Wrote a song.

Here it is. Enjoy. Vote Boris!


Boriscards now working again

05 Apr
April 5, 2012

Perk Up, Chicken

Well, there’s a thing. Turns out the BorisCard section – where you can send eCards to friends and family – had stopped working. So I’ve now revamped and relaunched it – hope you like it!

Is Fatboy Slim A DJ? – Full video

02 Jun
June 2, 2010

So, Is Fatboy Slim A DJ has landed – and how! Seems that it’s selling well on ITunes, and now the full video has been released on Youtube. It’s a cracker – our favourite line? “But it was a disaster.”

Makes us weep at the creativity of it all. Back in the day, we released one too you know…

Boriswatch Email Subscriptions

15 Mar
March 15, 2010

Whoops… avid fan of the site Lainie pointed out that the “Subscribe by Email” section on the right hand site didn’t work! Lord know how many (1? 2?) subscribers I’ve lost with that little snafu. All fixed now, thank goodness – subscribe away!

Supermarket Sweep

26 Nov
November 26, 2009

An exclusive video was released this morning of Boris opening a new Morrisons supermarket. Seems a popular guy around there….

The Guardian vs. Boris

23 Sep
September 23, 2009

The Guardian really have something against Mayor Boris. A avid twitterer @chickerino found, the amount of articles against the Mayor, considerably supported by one of its main bloggers Dave Hill, is getting quite substantial. Here’s a screenshot of the top discussed articles today:

Top Discussed on the Guardian today

(Spotted by @chickerino )

When the milkman calls

20 Sep
September 20, 2009

MilkBoris has turned milkman for a morning – by delivering a pint for thirsty BBC staff.

The Big Bozza had been due to pop in to BBC London 94.9FM‘s studios for his monthly guest slot. But staff had run out of milk for their morning tea after moving into a new studio at Broadcasting House and had still to set up a regular delivery.
So newsreader Jason Rosam sent a message via Twitter which read: “Could you please bring some milk into our new studios when you come in later please? We desperately need some tea!”

BoJo spotted the request and obliged by bringing in a pint of semi-skimmed.

(thanks to an anonymous Boriswatch reader for the tip!)

Video of London Fashion Week speech

20 Sep
September 20, 2009

Boris recently opened London Fashion Week, and new filtered out about the stellar speech Boris gave. Happily, on a very early Sunday morning, Boriswatch Towers have stumbled over a video of the speech, in which Boris is standing beside a large hat-cake and an unusually tall woman. True story.

Here it is: