New balls, please

Sometimes, researching what the Mayor’s up to can be tough. He’s not always falling over in rivers or slagging off Northern cities or hanging by his nethers up a zipwire. No, sometimes it’s fairly mundane political activity, meetings and boring stuff.

So, when you see a headline like this, it’s as if you’ve been given a gift from the Tory gods:

“Boris Pulls Amazing Faces When Playing Tennis.”

I mean, what’s funnier than watching Bozza gurn himself into a stupor at Queen’s Club, eh?

Evidence A:

Boris Queens Club 1

Evidence B:

Boris Queens Club 2

Evidence C:

Boris Queens Club 3

No further questions, your honour. Etc etc etc.

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