Comments on: Twins http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/ Tracking Mayor Boris Johnson every step of the way Sun, 20 May 2012 06:06:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Scout http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1191 Scout Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:17:36 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1191 I can see the resemblance, but Boris is way hotter. I can see the resemblance, but Boris is way hotter.

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]]> By: angel http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1190 angel Sun, 29 Mar 2009 09:54:26 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1190 Unfortunately none of Donald Trump's wives seems to last too long. He gets fedup and says "You're fired!" Unfortunately none of Donald Trump’s wives seems to last too long. He gets fedup and says “You’re fired!”

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]]> By: angela http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1180 angela Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:13:27 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1180 Donald Trump has had a lot of beautiful wives though. Donald Trump has had a lot of beautiful wives though.

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]]> By: Andriana http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1163 Andriana Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:15:06 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1163 Boris has the complacent look of a man who knows his hair is all his own, untouched by chemical dye. He is beach boy blond, but Donald is like a tabby cat. No wonder Trump is pouting. Boris has the complacent look of a man who knows his hair is all his own, untouched by chemical dye. He is beach boy blond, but Donald is like a tabby cat. No wonder Trump is pouting.

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]]> By: dave http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1149 dave Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:25:28 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1149 That's a really bad dye job Donald Trump is sporting, half of it is ginger. He'd do better to shave the lot off like William Hague, who looks pretty good these days. Maybe hair plugs are the way to go Donald, they worked for Shane Warne. (another blond bombshell). That’s a really bad dye job Donald Trump is sporting, half of it is ginger. He’d do better to shave the lot off like William Hague, who looks pretty good these days. Maybe hair plugs are the way to go Donald, they worked for Shane Warne. (another blond bombshell).

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]]> By: catherine http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1141 catherine Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:02:29 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1141 This is such a funny article! Donald Trump has a huge bald patch and hair sprays his hair to cover it! He also sports the most weird macho pout! I've never seen Boris pout. This is such a funny article! Donald Trump has a huge bald patch and hair sprays his hair to cover it! He also sports the most weird macho pout! I’ve never seen Boris pout.

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]]> By: Amanda http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1139 Amanda Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:20:13 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1139 Donald Trump is an arse and Boris is sexy in his own weird way. Donald Trump is an arse and Boris is sexy in his own weird way.

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]]> By: angel http://www.boriswatch.com/2009/03/22/twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1136 angel Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:48:16 +0000 http://www.boriswatch.com/?p=728#comment-1136 One of the wonders of the world is the abundant hair of the Johnson family. Rachel Johnson has hair so strong, so thick and so glossy, Rapunzel must be jealous.. Should she ever be kidnapped, an inbuilt means of escape is to hand if she is prepared to wait until it grows to the required length. Boris and his father sport similar mops of blond hair, like Andy Warhol's, but theirs is real. The real puzzle is, if shorn, would the family, like Samson, lose their power, not physical but mental? Will they be reduced to gibbering idiots if totally shorn? Boris sported a shorter hair cut when campaigning for Mayor. Strangely, his memory did not seem as reliable as normal, and there were no jokes. Was it a coverup ruse by Dan Ritterband to pretend that the Mayor had decided not to tell jokes but present a more serious side of himself, but the truth was more sinister...... the cutting of his hair had meant the ebbing of his mental powers. Dan spends sleepless nights sweating that Ken will attack Boris one day with a pair of scissors. The Mayor will forget his Greek, Latin and the long words that none of his staff understood anyway..... nightmare scenario. Boris will become a mindless fool, glued to the t.v. set watching GAME FOR A LAUGH and THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW. One of the wonders of the world is the abundant hair of the Johnson family. Rachel Johnson has hair so strong, so thick and so glossy, Rapunzel must be jealous.. Should she ever be kidnapped, an inbuilt means of escape is to hand if she is prepared to wait until it grows to the required length. Boris and his father sport similar mops of blond hair, like Andy Warhol’s, but theirs is real.

The real puzzle is, if shorn, would the family, like Samson, lose their power, not physical but mental? Will they be reduced to gibbering idiots if totally shorn? Boris sported a shorter hair cut when campaigning for Mayor. Strangely, his memory did not seem as reliable as normal, and there were no jokes. Was it a coverup ruse by Dan Ritterband to pretend that the Mayor had decided not to tell jokes but present a more serious side of himself, but the truth was more sinister…… the cutting of his hair had meant the ebbing of his mental powers. Dan spends sleepless nights sweating that Ken will attack Boris one day with a pair of scissors. The Mayor will forget his Greek, Latin and the long words that none of his staff understood anyway….. nightmare scenario. Boris will become a mindless fool, glued to the t.v. set watching GAME FOR A LAUGH and THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW.

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