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Lilly 4 Boris

February 28, 2009

Lily Allen @ yOyO - Notting Hill Arts Club 18/05/06Just a short note on a dismal Saturday morning. We couldn’t ignore this crucial breaking news in the papers: Lily Allen: Why I’ve got the hots for Boris Johnson.

At least Boris has options…

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man and van

on a personal note, I dont care how wanted he

man and van | March 1, 2009

on a personal note, I dont care how wanted he is, or how horney hes spech is .. as long a he delivers his promise to London. get rid of the western CCharge asap!

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Rob

OK. I have found the present. I love your Boris

Rob | March 1, 2009

OK. I have found the present. I love your Boris Love. I Love it that Lily Love Boris. But, what woudl she really do if the foppish blond was waving his winkie at her? Does she have the hots for him to the extent she would make the man stutter into action, or woudl she slap away the mayoral wand?

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raincoaster

Are you kidding? Have you laid eyes on her last

raincoaster | March 9, 2009

Are you kidding? Have you laid eyes on her last boyfriend? Boris would not be a step up so much as a gift from god, relatively speaking.

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jillh10

I can see why she would go for Boris.

jillh10 | March 9, 2009

I can see why she would go for Boris. Would be more appealing if he was against the EU

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angel

Never mind what Lily sees in Boris, he is certainly

angel | March 23, 2009

Never mind what Lily sees in Boris, he is certainly more suitable a swain than Tony Bennett , (82) whom Lily had eyes for.

Does Boris need Lily to ruin his career? Her appearance on THE BIG FAT QUIZ made even Russell Brand blush. Her pronouncements on illegal substances and how to solve knife crime would gift Ken Livingstone the Mayoralty. Her descriptions of her racey love life, which includes hot lesbo action would appal middle England and wreck the Mayor’s fan base. To put in bluntly and to quote Lily’s dad, “Lily needs to learn to keep her f……. mouth shut” and since in politics, perception is all, the Mayor has made a very wise description to keep his distance.

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jillh10

you know what angel the way you went off

jillh10 | March 23, 2009

you know what angel the way you went off at the mouth there I think you would be perfect to run Hamas no need to be nasty about people you know…and calling people lesbos makes you sound real cheap I think Lesbian was the word you were looking for, you really know how to cause offence dont you…not ready to be politically correct yet huh?

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angel

Jilly I apologise from the bottom of my heart.

angel | March 24, 2009

Jilly I apologise from the bottom of my heart. On the contrary, I hate it when people are rude about gay people, male or female, if you read what i wrote on the Mayor’s website, www. boris-johnson.com, when I reviewed the film MILK, you will realise that I think anyone who disparages people for their sexuality is absolutely disgusting.

I hope you will believe me when i say I am appalled at how gay people, male and female were treated as recently as 30 years ago. In the US they were denied their human rights, and i would have campaigned in their favour believe me. i was just teasing about Lily Allen, but you are totally right, it was ignorant and just not funny.

My whole post was just a frivolous send up, but if it hurt your feelings it failed miserably. You have taught me to be more careful, and it isn’t just Lily who needs to learn to shut their f…. mouth!

FRIENDS? I HOPE SO.

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jillh10

It's ok angel perhaps it was the way I read

jillh10 | March 24, 2009

It’s ok angel perhaps it was the way I read it hahaha so you mean you dont want to run Hamas??? oh bugger I got the plane tickets now..hey ho never mind. Im sure I have picked at someones feelings myself, so perhqaps we all need to control our fkn mouths hahahahaha ok lets start again..hi angel Im jill hows you? would you like an Orea and some tea or coffee? lol np xx

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angela

I would love a cuppa and a biccie with you.

angela | March 24, 2009

I would love a cuppa and a biccie with you. My fave comedy series is Will and Grace. i adore Karen, she is so so funny the way she calls everyone “poodle” and I love Jack. The writing and puns are so clever. Outrageous humour. take care, xxx

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angela

ps. Jillie, it is hard with written humour, because sometimes

angela | March 24, 2009

ps. Jillie, it is hard with written humour, because sometimes you can be just kidding and it comes over as absolutely awful!

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jillh10

hehehe rofl i know what you mean..hands over a cup

jillh10 | March 24, 2009

hehehe rofl i know what you mean..hands over a cup of tea and an Orea…will and grace huh? yup now thats funny, I saw this film last night called “Just visiting”, it was about a 12thC knight and his servant man and this wizard that came time travelling by accident OMG had me in fits …any Poodle hahaha im off to do some UFO hunting at alienexistence have fun angela tata for now..glad to have made contact

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catherine

Lily is r eally young isn't she and we have

catherine | March 26, 2009

Lily is r eally young isn’t she and we have all dated the wrong guy at that age. I used to go for bad boys on motorbikes, but it was just a phase! Hopefully she will find some lovely chap nearer her own age eventually – nearer than our Mayor or Tony Bennett anyway!

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jillh10

Well...time is just a man made concept so lets make

jillh10 | March 26, 2009

Well…time is just a man made concept so lets make love not war..and who knows where our hearts will wander…does the heart accept age in times of romance? lol

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angel

Jillh, once again you are absolutely right. Age doesn't

angel | March 27, 2009

Jillh, once again you are absolutely right. Age doesn’t matter in relationships, because some people age very quickly and some people are eternally up to dat e and modern in outlook. It’s good how you continually challenge conventional thinking. We need to get rid of these ridiculous prejudices. Lily Allen probably wouldn’t be interested in a young guy her own age, and although we might think she doesn’t have much in common with either Tony Bennett or Boris, hey, what do we know? Look at Callista Flockhart and Harrison Ford…. Still happy still together. Joan Collins and Percy,,,, still happy. My ex. was 13 years older than me and now for ages i have been with someone 11 years younger and everyone thinks he is older than me! (I am bragging now). Not that he looks old, because he doesn’t. (He is the enigmatic strong silent type.)

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jillh10

Thank you Angela (pours out some tea as I pass

jillh10 | March 27, 2009

Thank you Angela (pours out some tea as I pass the pack of biscuits around) You know I have never been one for conventional thinking, its far more fun when you blank out steriotypical behaviours and notions, and I dare say creates a far more relaxed environment for all.
(Looks at Angela and sniggers into my cup)..ahh a toyboy huh, lucky you. My partners 10 years older than myself and it shows a lot lately. Not to worry at least I have my biscuits hahaha. So let us see, who would make a befitting bride for our Boris then?

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catherine

Jillh, a bride for BJ has to be the lovely

catherine | March 27, 2009

Jillh, a bride for BJ has to be the lovely lady who is already his wife!

Jill, I was watching an episode of WILL AND GRACE in the week… SO FUNNY. Will and Jack are supposed to give a gay sensitivity seminar to the police force, and they get into a fight and starting yelling hilarious insults at each other. They think they have wrecked the seminar, but the police congratulate them and say how brave they are for showing how words can wound! So so funny! The writing is absolutely brilliant.

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angela

I have to agree with Catherine on the BJ wife

angela | March 27, 2009

I have to agree with Catherine on the BJ wife thing.

Also on the WILL AND GRACE episode – that is a screamingly funny episode, but every episode is funny…. poodle!

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angela

Jill, if someone truly loves someone, I don't care what

angela | March 27, 2009

Jill, if someone truly loves someone, I don’t care what sex they are, love is love. Sounds yucky, but that is the truth.

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angela

It is a shame if two ;people don't get together

angela | March 27, 2009

It is a shame if two ;people don’t get together because there is a huge age gap. I was nervous at the beginning and thought oh he will go off with someone younger as we get older, but after while you just don’t notice.

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jillh10

OOps did I just blunder? Pardon me for

jillh10 | March 27, 2009

OOps did I just blunder? Pardon me for blundering..yes of course his wife..I should have just had another biscuit..erm rofl see I also have something in common with Miss Allen..sometimes my wondering brain outsteps my mouth..I do beg ones pardon. Actually I was talking hyperthetically, but I could see BJ teaming up with Alice on the vicar of dibbley, what a team. hahahaha
Yes that program is funny I did like Will and Grace, however my better half has control of the TVpaddle at that time, but then I am always attached to this pc. Absolutely cracked up over that episode catherine.
Angela I agree, if love is then go for it I say whoever they are and whatever, but I do draw the line at marrying a horse like I saw on TV once..Hmmm

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angela

If Boris were single, I understand his pinup girl is

angela | March 27, 2009

If Boris were single, I understand his pinup girl is Scarlet Johanssen! I saw her in a film… can’t even remembr the name of it, but she took her dress off and was spilling out of scarlet undies! UNBELIEVABLE. Stunning girl.

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jillh10

Being a rather nerdy geek I had to google image

jillh10 | March 27, 2009

Being a rather nerdy geek I had to google image Scarlet Johanssen, but I see what you mean. I thought I might google image Marina Johnson too and actually, awww they look great together dont they. See, I must be an old romantic at heart.

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angela

Jill, i do think the Mayor and his wife make

angela | March 27, 2009

Jill, i do think the Mayor and his wife make a lovely couple, she is all little and dark and very clever and he is blond and genial and very clever, the Sun to her Moon. (I’m such a slush bucket). But BJ and Scarlett Johanssen would be a great couple in a movie, like Arthur Miller and Marilyn, the Brain the Body!.

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angela

And the new Woody Allen film is every man's (and

angela | March 27, 2009

And the new Woody Allen film is every man’s (and woman’s!) fantasy! Scarlett Johanssen in a three way!

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jillh10

Slush bucket hahahaa well..I am off now to watch

jillh10 | March 27, 2009

Slush bucket hahahaa well..I am off now to watch stargate SG1 again, I have every SG1 that was made and today I am taking time off those Iridium Satellites can blooming well look after themselves today, I have coffee and cherry cake and a nive mug of tea. I dont go for woody Allen but yes I can see BJ and MJ Sun and Mooning it. Opps is that an alien craft I see before me? Opps no its just my tired eyes. Enjoy the day whats left of it. Catch you later, nite nite Angela, ta ta Catherine and to Mr and Mrs J I bid you a lovely evening

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Andriana

Boris and Scarlett! Scarlett and Boris!! Geez what a

Andriana | March 28, 2009

Boris and Scarlett! Scarlett and Boris!! Geez what a combination! They should star in a screwball comedy like WHAT’S UP DOC or BORN YESTERDAY! Erudite professor is called in to educate the cutie girlfriend of a mobster, but she turns out to be as smart as he is! Bound to be a smash!

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jillh10

LMAO I can see it all now.....hey but wait a

jillh10 | March 28, 2009

LMAO I can see it all now…..hey but wait a minute..why just BJ..why not us??? In Loose Women 2 hehee

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