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Boris uncovers Ken’s plonk and annouces triumphant Telegraph return…

stevenl | June 9, 2008

Back in May Boriswatch speculated about the existence of Ken’s secret whisky stash. Well it appears the Whisky went when Ken cleared out his desk, however it seems someone left behind a stash of fine French plonk.

Boris revealed the juicy details to the Daily Telegraph whilst annoucing the return of his much loved weekly (well we all hope weekly) comment column.

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danny

can he hurry up and sort kens mess out? the

danny | June 12, 2008

can he hurry up and sort kens mess out? the low emmision zone / lez? alot of private lorry and van owners are sitting nervous waiting to see if we out off business on 7th july? we voted for him will he do as he said or is he kens puppett?

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