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Dreams Of Boris

Chief Boriswatcher | April 19, 2008

A light-hearted - if slightly disturbing - website has popped up on the Boriswatch radar this morning. I Dream Of Boris is a site where visitors can submit their Boris-themed dreams. They range for innocent and innocuous to… well, something more carnal. Have a look - although we felt slightly tarnished afterwards.

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raincoaster

I bet he writes them all himself.

raincoaster | April 22, 2008

I bet he writes them all himself.

Martin

I dreamt of Boris! "Martin, Birmingham I dreamt that Gordon Brown was

Martin | April 25, 2008

I dreamt of Boris!

“Martin, Birmingham

I dreamt that Gordon Brown was (personally) trying to assassinate Boris, and I was Boris’ double (like Sadam Hussein had). I was quite annoyed at having to have floppy blonde Boris-hair. The dream ended with me desperately trying to find a car to escape Brown, the gun-wielding bovine-featured scotch loon.”

You need to keep a close eye on Godron, with his massive bovine features…

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