Boris says awesome things...

Precisely five years prior to the day of this years London Mayoral elections the Daily Telegraph published this column, a report by Boris, from Iraq, in which he reported liberating Tariq Aziz’s old cigar case from the burnt out shell of his palace.

Now it appears someone has lodged a formal complaint to the Metropolitan Police accusing Bozza of nicking ‘Iraqi cultural property’.

Who would want to do such a thing? Will it affect the five per cent lead Boris has opened up over Ken in the latest polls?