Boris says awesome things...

Sifting through today’s tedious tittle-tattle Boriswatch has uncovered this little gem of a speech on the ‘backboris’ campaign website.

We appreciate that many Boriswatchers may be experiencing withdrawl at this difficult time, reeling the revelation that our favourite weekly comment column is to continue no longer. It doesn’t have to be this way folks. With the dark days of January abstinence behind us why not reach for those fags, uncork a bottle of plonk, indulge in some fatty nibbles this Friday evening and wallow in some welcome wise words from the Mayor in waiting!