Boris says awesome things...

Following on from News Roundup 1 - a burgeoning series disguising considerable procrastination on Boriswatch’s part - here’s another roundup of recent Boris stories…

- Boris loses out on “Best Designed Website” award - narrowly - to Paul Flynn, MP for Newport West. How that happened, we’ll never know. it appears Paul’s favourite colour is green.
- 13 is Boris’s favourite poll rating number. After coming 13th in a poll to find the wittiest people in history, he’s now come 13th in The Right’s Most Influential People. Quite a respectable score, we reckon…
- Slightly less respectable is the revelation that Boris was caught on his mobile phone while driving a dodgy car by the Sunday Mirror…
- Boris sums up Gordon Brown’s election indecision brilliantly: “He’s sat so long on the fence that the iron has entered his soul.”