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Boris Johnson Mayor Application

Chief Boriswatcher | July 29, 2007

Boris Mayor application formIn an outstanding journalistic coup, The Telegraph has acquired a copy of Boris’s Mayoral application form. As you can imagine, it’s not a boring dirge of sycophancy - in the “Challenge’s faced” section, he writes:
“1. Trying to help raise 4 children in inner London. Outcome too early to call, but looking promising.
2. Taking on Blair and Campbell in the battle of Black Rod’s Memorandum on the Queen Mother’s lying-in-state. Outcome: Total victory.
3. Negotiating Hyde Park Corner by bicycle. Outcome: survival.”

Read more in their article - or here’s the direct link to the filled-in application form (PDF)

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