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Boris Johnson Mayor Application

July 29, 2007

Boris Mayor application formIn an outstanding journalistic coup, The Telegraph has acquired a copy of Boris’s Mayoral application form. As you can imagine, it’s not a boring dirge of sycophancy – in the “Challenge’s faced” section, he writes:
“1. Trying to help raise 4 children in inner London. Outcome too early to call, but looking promising.
2. Taking on Blair and Campbell in the battle of Black Rod’s Memorandum on the Queen Mother’s lying-in-state. Outcome: Total victory.
3. Negotiating Hyde Park Corner by bicycle. Outcome: survival.”

Read more in their article – or here’s the direct link to the filled-in application form (PDF)

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[...] he’s been Mayor, and even before that, when he put in his handwritten, utter piss-take of an application, he has never appeared to take the job seriously. And not only that, he doesn’t even bother [...]

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