Boris says awesome things...

Here at Boriswatch Towers, we’re thanking our lucky stars that rumours of Boris in the Big Brother house never materialised. But Dirk Benedict, ex-Face from the A Team and current convict in the house, regrets it. DigitalSpy reports that Dirk thought Boris is “very funny - I’ve heard him speak. I thought he’d be great.” Sure, Boris would have definitely cheered the place up - and his conversations with funnyman Dirk would have been great - but it would have been a career-breaker, wouldn’t it?!