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Boris renounces US citizenship with gusto…

August 24, 2006

From the Old News Brigade (Boriswatch is about 2 weeks behind on this story, apologies for that):
Boris Johnson has renounced his US citizenship after a heated clash with American immigration officials.

 
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Boris loses top place in the Silliness Chart

August 23, 2006

Boriswatch was unaware there even was a Silliness Chart, but it looks as though Boris was in first place and has now slipped to second place. ITN reports that Boris will be disappointed, although I have a sneaking suspicion he’ll be a little happier than that…!

 
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Presidential Boris, and New Views

In his column in The Telegraph this week, Toby Young – an old schoolfriend of Boris – paints an amusing but frankly unsurprising story of boris in his younger days at Oxford University, revealing that Boris harboured ambitions of being the US President. Even then, it seems his blustering style was winning over many fans…
In other news, Boris’s new book seems to be shifting off the shelves like nobody’s business. Have I Got Views For You ( buy it here ) is a collection of his writings, and it’s a rip-roaring read!

 
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Has Boris been tapped?

August 10, 2006

In the wake of the News of the world phone-tapping scandal, the Daily Mail publishes an article claiming Boris may also have been a victim. Boriswatch immediately thought much the same when the allegations broke, such is the newspaper’s alacrity at getting Boris gossip over the last couple of years…

 
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Boris driving motorists mad…

August 4, 2006

Boris finds himself in hot vehicular water with The Sun revelling his Three In The Front driving style. Both his sons were caught in the front seat of the rather exotically named Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder. If you’re going to cause a bit of a scandal, you may as well have a decent car to do it in, eh? And as Boriswatch reader Nicholas points out, The Time reports he could be prosecuted for it. Let’s open the floor – is it irresponsible? Has it been blown out of proportion? Has he chosen the best car for the job?

 
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