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Chief Boriswatcher | May 5, 2006

The full 8 glorious minutes of Boris footballing action…

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Boriswatch

Boris Johnson vs Germany -now with sound! We have the video,

Boriswatch | May 5, 2006

Boris Johnson vs Germany -now with sound!

We have the video, ladies and gentlemen! (thanks to Boriswatchers Ben, Ed and Simon) UP

martin

Brilliant

martin | May 5, 2006

Brilliant

matt

absloutly awsome! but how can i download it to my

matt | May 5, 2006

absloutly awsome! but how can i download it to my computer or is there a downloadable version out there??

CCFC

Greta to see England get stuffed and even better to

CCFC | May 6, 2006

Greta to see England get stuffed and even better to see another Englishman make a fool of himself.

jonathon

far from making a fool of himself bori made a

jonathon | May 6, 2006

far from making a fool of himself bori made a fool of the germans - who took it and themselves all far too seriously - something noone can accuse boris of

beau

boris johnson is soooooooooo funny, he is the funniest man

beau | May 6, 2006

boris johnson is soooooooooo funny, he is the funniest man in the history of mankind, the greatest tackle ive EVER seen, man of the match, WHAT A TACKLE. ENGLAND!!!!!!!!

chez dafyd

More Boris, footballer of the year 8 fantastic minutes of pure

chez dafyd | May 6, 2006

More Boris, footballer of the year

8 fantastic minutes of pure genius on the football pitch, with sound: You need the free Macromedia Flash Player to watch this video. Download it here. If you’re reading this in a feedreader, you’ll have to click through to the actual post. …

Dooshkin

Boris is great! That's the kind of dedication I'd want to

Dooshkin | May 6, 2006

Boris is great!
That’s the kind of dedication I’d want to see from the other players

Boris HAS to take Rooney’s place!! He’s a legend!

karlos

top bloke and indeed the greatest living englishman

karlos | May 6, 2006

top bloke and indeed the greatest living englishman

Stupid?

Are you all stupid? Boris makes fun about himself. It's

Stupid? | May 7, 2006

Are you all stupid? Boris makes fun about himself. It’s a game and i think he doesn’t understand it and many english men,either.
Germany won 4:2, truly 5:2!!! Enland lost and such a tackle doesn’t make it even better.
Who thinks that is funny is a real idiot.
Germany is the better football nation, forever!!!!

Matt the Saviour

Enland??? Anyway, thats the entire point , that Boris doesn't take

Matt the Saviour | May 7, 2006

Enland???
Anyway, thats the entire point , that Boris doesn’t take himself seriously. Every1 should be like that.
U cannot call Germany the better nation on the basis of Wednesday because it was jus a kick about in the park, this was never about football anyway, it was about praising the man Boris for entertaining every1 who watched the match. The sooner people realise to become more light hearted the better

Dennis Howlett

I recall watching this live and thinking - BJ has

Dennis Howlett | May 8, 2006

I recall watching this live and thinking - BJ has invented a new tackling technique. Priceless - and in his case he can always argue that replays will show he was losing balance in the final moments and it was only the other poor fellas nuts that prevented BJ from sustaining irreperable brain damage. In this context, I think he’d avoid a red card and might just scrape out of a yellow.

skitz.org

Boris I didnt manage to watch the England v Germany: The

skitz.org | May 9, 2006

Boris

I didnt manage to watch the England v Germany: The Legends, but I think Eriksson should have gone with Boris….

skitz.org

Boris I didnt manage to watch the England v Germany: The

skitz.org | May 9, 2006

Boris

I didnt manage to watch the England v Germany: The Legends, but I think Eriksson should have gone with Boris….

Paul Foy

I just laughed out loud for about 10 minutes after

Paul Foy | May 10, 2006

I just laughed out loud for about 10 minutes after that happened. It was the best thing about that game. It was a fun kickabout that was supposed to be about charity, thats why the majority of the English players were celebrities, unlike the German team. So the result didn’t matter really, it was a good laugh for a good cause. Anyone who says differently needs to remove the stick wedged up their arse!!

danny

ye maybe england and germany have different senses of humur............

danny | May 19, 2006

ye maybe england and germany have different senses of humur………… we’re funny your’e not

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