England’s secret weapon
May 3, 2006
Switch to Five now and watch Boris playing in the England vs. Germany charity football match! England are currently losing 0-1 – but the big Bozza is about to take to the field. Fingers crossed…
Favourite Boris quotes so far:
When asked how the game’s going: “The Germans are taking this game worryingly seriously.”
When asked how he found playing: “My preparation [for this match] has been entirely mental.”
When asked how he survived: “Reliance on sheer panic”.
UPDATE: Well, that was comedy in a Boris-shaped nutshell! The standing ovation when he came on, the forward roll-style tackle into an opponent, the chants of “BOR-IS! BOR-IS!” from the stands – he was a legend in his own football match. Stunning, truly stunning. GO BORIS!
UPDATE 2: The Telegraph has an in-depth review of Boris’s performance on the field.
If I was a German footballer, I'd run for my
If I was a German footballer, I’d run for my life, right now.
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Hahahahah, did you see the tackle, i think he forgot
Hahahahah, did you see the tackle, i think he forgot what sport he was playing. What a legend.
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Ha Ha Ha, that was one of the funniest tackles
Ha Ha Ha, that was one of the funniest tackles i’ve ever seen!!!
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Well with Wayne Rooney out who better to replace him!!!!
Well with Wayne Rooney out who better to replace him!!!!
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hehe yeah i would have to agree with you. He
hehe yeah i would have to agree with you. He would help England win the world cup
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wwhat can u say about the guy...and that tackle? Well i
wwhat can u say about the guy…and that tackle?
Well i can say this: Absolute legend!! The man should be knighted. All hail sir Boris.
Any1 found a video of the tackle on the web yet? As i so want 1
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Link. Now. Quickly.
Link. Now. Quickly.
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wat a genious, i really hope i can watch that
wat a genious, i really hope i can watch that tackle again!!! did it without even fouling. pure dedicatio!!!
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He is a true, true legend.
He is a true, true legend.
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What a fantastic tackle, please god channel 5 have the
What a fantastic tackle, please god channel 5 have the sense to put it permanently on your website!
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I've just watched it about ten times on the trot
I’ve just watched it about ten times on the trot and can’t stop laughing….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
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boris for england ! He is Sven's plan B
boris for england ! He is Sven’s plan B
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A video finally!! Sham i can't work ut how 2
A video finally!! Sham i can’t work ut how 2 download it oh well..HAHAHAHAHA
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Boris Johnson vs Germany We have the video, ladies and gentlemen!
Boris Johnson vs Germany
We have the video, ladies and gentlemen! (More info here)…
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i gotta get the video bluetoothed to my phone ne1
i gotta get the video bluetoothed to my phone ne1 got ne ideas?
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BarStewards! You've, yet again, aparrantly, censured my post. This is not according
BarStewards!
You’ve, yet again, aparrantly, censured my post.
This is not according to the rules of Cricket.
Or Polo.
Pooh!
Sheikh Wel Befor usin.
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