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England’s secret weapon

May 3, 2006

Switch to Five now and watch Boris playing in the England vs. Germany charity football match! England are currently losing 0-1 – but the big Bozza is about to take to the field. Fingers crossed…
Favourite Boris quotes so far:
When asked how the game’s going: “The Germans are taking this game worryingly seriously.”
When asked how he found playing: “My preparation [for this match] has been entirely mental.”
When asked how he survived: “Reliance on sheer panic”.
UPDATE: Well, that was comedy in a Boris-shaped nutshell! The standing ovation when he came on, the forward roll-style tackle into an opponent, the chants of “BOR-IS! BOR-IS!” from the stands – he was a legend in his own football match. Stunning, truly stunning. GO BORIS!
UPDATE 2: The Telegraph has an in-depth review of Boris’s performance on the field.

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Scaryduck

If I was a German footballer, I'd run for my

Scaryduck | May 3, 2006

If I was a German footballer, I’d run for my life, right now.

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James Carver

Hahahahah, did you see the tackle, i think he forgot

James Carver | May 3, 2006

Hahahahah, did you see the tackle, i think he forgot what sport he was playing. What a legend.

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Johnny

Ha Ha Ha, that was one of the funniest tackles

Johnny | May 3, 2006

Ha Ha Ha, that was one of the funniest tackles i’ve ever seen!!!

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Johnny

Well with Wayne Rooney out who better to replace him!!!!

Johnny | May 3, 2006

Well with Wayne Rooney out who better to replace him!!!!

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James C

hehe yeah i would have to agree with you. He

James C | May 3, 2006

hehe yeah i would have to agree with you. He would help England win the world cup

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matt

wwhat can u say about the guy...and that tackle? Well i

matt | May 3, 2006

wwhat can u say about the guy…and that tackle?
Well i can say this: Absolute legend!! The man should be knighted. All hail sir Boris.
Any1 found a video of the tackle on the web yet? As i so want 1

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SteVanDan

Link. Now. Quickly.

SteVanDan | May 3, 2006

Link. Now. Quickly.

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Rob

wat a genious, i really hope i can watch that

Rob | May 3, 2006

wat a genious, i really hope i can watch that tackle again!!! did it without even fouling. pure dedicatio!!!

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Sage

He is a true, true legend.

Sage | May 4, 2006

He is a true, true legend.

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Phooka

What a fantastic tackle, please god channel 5 have the

Phooka | May 4, 2006

What a fantastic tackle, please god channel 5 have the sense to put it permanently on your website!

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theloniusflash

I've just watched it about ten times on the trot

theloniusflash | May 4, 2006

I’ve just watched it about ten times on the trot and can’t stop laughing….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

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cod 4

boris for england ! He is Sven's plan B

cod 4 | May 4, 2006

boris for england ! He is Sven’s plan B

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matt

A video finally!! Sham i can't work ut how 2

matt | May 4, 2006

A video finally!! Sham i can’t work ut how 2 download it oh well..HAHAHAHAHA

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Boriswatch

Boris Johnson vs Germany We have the video, ladies and gentlemen!

Boriswatch | May 4, 2006

Boris Johnson vs Germany

We have the video, ladies and gentlemen! (More info here)…

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rob

i gotta get the video bluetoothed to my phone ne1

rob | May 4, 2006

i gotta get the video bluetoothed to my phone ne1 got ne ideas?

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batty

BarStewards! You've, yet again, aparrantly, censured my post. This is not according

batty | May 9, 2006

BarStewards!

You’ve, yet again, aparrantly, censured my post.

This is not according to the rules of Cricket.

Or Polo.

Pooh!
Sheikh Wel Befor usin.

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