England’s secret weapon
Chief Boriswatcher | May 3, 2006Switch to Five now and watch Boris playing in the England vs. Germany charity football match! England are currently losing 0-1 - but the big Bozza is about to take to the field. Fingers crossed…
Favourite Boris quotes so far:
When asked how the game’s going: “The Germans are taking this game worryingly seriously.”
When asked how he found playing: “My preparation [for this match] has been entirely mental.”
When asked how he survived: “Reliance on sheer panic”.
UPDATE: Well, that was comedy in a Boris-shaped nutshell! The standing ovation when he came on, the forward roll-style tackle into an opponent, the chants of “BOR-IS! BOR-IS!” from the stands - he was a legend in his own football match. Stunning, truly stunning. GO BORIS!
UPDATE 2: The Telegraph has an in-depth review of Boris’s performance on the field.
If I was a German footballer, I'd run for my
Scaryduck | May 3, 2006If I was a German footballer, I’d run for my life, right now.
Hahahahah, did you see the tackle, i think he forgot
James Carver | May 3, 2006Hahahahah, did you see the tackle, i think he forgot what sport he was playing. What a legend.
Ha Ha Ha, that was one of the funniest tackles
Johnny | May 3, 2006Ha Ha Ha, that was one of the funniest tackles i’ve ever seen!!!
Well with Wayne Rooney out who better to replace him!!!!
Johnny | May 3, 2006Well with Wayne Rooney out who better to replace him!!!!
hehe yeah i would have to agree with you. He
James C | May 3, 2006hehe yeah i would have to agree with you. He would help England win the world cup
wwhat can u say about the guy...and that tackle? Well i
matt | May 3, 2006wwhat can u say about the guy…and that tackle?
Well i can say this: Absolute legend!! The man should be knighted. All hail sir Boris.
Any1 found a video of the tackle on the web yet? As i so want 1
Link. Now. Quickly.
SteVanDan | May 3, 2006Link. Now. Quickly.
wat a genious, i really hope i can watch that
Rob | May 3, 2006wat a genious, i really hope i can watch that tackle again!!! did it without even fouling. pure dedicatio!!!
He is a true, true legend.
Sage | May 4, 2006He is a true, true legend.
What a fantastic tackle, please god channel 5 have the
Phooka | May 4, 2006What a fantastic tackle, please god channel 5 have the sense to put it permanently on your website!
I've just watched it about ten times on the trot
theloniusflash | May 4, 2006I’ve just watched it about ten times on the trot and can’t stop laughing….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
boris for england ! He is Sven's plan B
cod 4 | May 4, 2006boris for england ! He is Sven’s plan B
A video finally!! Sham i can't work ut how 2
matt | May 4, 2006A video finally!! Sham i can’t work ut how 2 download it oh well..HAHAHAHAHA
Boris Johnson vs Germany We have the video, ladies and gentlemen!
Boriswatch | May 4, 2006Boris Johnson vs Germany
We have the video, ladies and gentlemen! (More info here)…
i gotta get the video bluetoothed to my phone ne1
rob | May 4, 2006i gotta get the video bluetoothed to my phone ne1 got ne ideas?
BarStewards! You've, yet again, aparrantly, censured my post. This is not according
batty | May 9, 2006BarStewards!
You’ve, yet again, aparrantly, censured my post.
This is not according to the rules of Cricket.
Or Polo.
Pooh!
Sheikh Wel Befor usin.