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This Is A Knife features Boriswatch!

admin | May 23, 2006

Something I completely forgot to mention - Boriswatch has been featured again in the media, this time on an online Channel 4 show This Is A Knife. It was in fact featured in their 18th April show, but better late than never, eh?! Here’s a direct link to the episode featuring the site. Good work, Boriswatchers - we’ve done it again!

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Boris on Newsnight tonight

admin | May 15, 2006

Boris is due to appear on Newsnight tonight (BBC2, 10.30pm). According to the Newsnight blurb, “Boris Johnson makes the case for his most memorable newspaper front page.” Set your watches…

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Liverpool adopts a cultural Boris

admin | May 9, 2006

Boris’s star been rising heavily this week, thanks to his footballing prowess. Astonishingly, news reaches us that he has been appointed Cultural Ambassador for Liverpool, a city that can surely be named the least pro-Boris area on earth…

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The Full Boris, footballing legend…

admin | May 5, 2006

The full 8 glorious minutes of Boris footballing action…

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Boris Johnson vs Germany -now with sound!

admin | May 4, 2006

We have the video, ladies and gentlemen! (thanks to Boriswatchers Ben, Ed and Simon)
UPDATE: now with sound!
UPDATE: The next post on Boriswatch is filled with 8 minutes of glorious Boris footballing action! We can’t get enough of this here at Boriswatch Towers…
(More info here)

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England’s secret weapon

admin | May 3, 2006

Switch to Five now and watch Boris playing in the England vs. Germany charity football match! England are currently losing 0-1 - but the big Bozza is about to take to the field. Fingers crossed…
Favourite Boris quotes so far:
When asked how the game’s going: “The Germans are taking this game worryingly seriously.”
When asked how he found playing: “My preparation [for this match] has been entirely mental.”
When asked how he survived: “Reliance on sheer panic”.
UPDATE: Well, that was comedy in a Boris-shaped nutshell! The standing ovation when he came on, the forward roll-style tackle into an opponent, the chants of “BOR-IS! BOR-IS!” from the stands - he was a legend in his own football match. Stunning, truly stunning. GO BORIS!
UPDATE 2: The Telegraph has an in-depth review of Boris’s performance on the field.

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