Isn’t really the sorta response expected by our media.

How about the sneeky picture, taken of our dear Boris, when he landed in the peoples’republic of China � perhaps they were searching for contraband balls?

http://www.pbase.com/batty/image/58276983.jpg

Or, for that matter, the fact that his 4 (?) official children have been snuck out of the Metropolis to save them from publicity?

Here’s a picture of Boris’s kids, thoroughly enjoying themselves in the country…

http://www.pbase.com/batty/image/58277010.jpg

And, here is one hitherto unpublished picture, of our dear Boris, bonking his heart off, somewhere in China.

http://www.pbase.com/batty/image/58277111.jpg