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Boris E-Cards are on their way…

admin | December 20, 2004

Good news for those clamouring on the forums for Boris E-Cards - the script is being tested as we speak. It’s a cracking idea, and one I toyed with months ago, but nothing ever came of it. The new script should be up tomorrow night, with any luck. Anyone have any idea of content for the cards? Humourous taglines, poems (Macarnie…) and anything else would be greatly appreciated…

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dafyd

Ah, good news that, Mr W. How about "badgers badgers badgers

dafyd | December 20, 2004

Ah, good news that, Mr W.

How about “badgers badgers badgers badger badger badgers” for this picture?

dafyd

That link should of course lead to http://www.dafyd.me.uk/docs/borisbadger.jpg. Duh.

dafyd | December 20, 2004

That link should of course lead to http://www.dafyd.me.uk/docs/borisbadger.jpg. Duh.

dafyd

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39514000/jpg/_39514081_howard_afp.jpg - to quote the Simpsons: "Tonight I'm going to

dafyd | December 20, 2004

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39514000/jpg/_39514081_howard_afp.jpg - to quote the Simpsons: “Tonight I’m going to suck… your blood!”

macarnie

You said poems? This is a serious one, maybe a bit

macarnie | December 20, 2004

You said poems?
This is a serious one, maybe a bit sore, but really meant,
To Boris ; with genuine fanlike affection

Your fans would like to wish you merry Christmas
So, take time off from the rat race: take a rest
Leave your public life behind: with your nearest you will find
Old fashioned family Christmases are best

Macarnie

You said poems? This is a serious one, maybe a bit

Macarnie | December 20, 2004

You said poems?
This is a serious one, maybe a bit sore, but really meant,
To Boris ; with genuine fanlike affection

Your fans would like to wish you merry Christmas
So, take time off from the rat race: take a rest
Leave your public life behind: with your nearest you will find
Old fashioned family Christmases are best

Dyfferent

Sorry, feeling a bit thick. You're wanting to institute

Dyfferent | December 21, 2004

Sorry, feeling a bit thick. You’re wanting to institute one of those electronic postcards things where you can send pics of Boris to your mates with a message, or you’re wanting to send cards TO Boris?

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