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Boris Launches bid to impeach Blair

Chief Boriswatcher | August 26, 2004

Boris is spearheading an audicious plot to impeach Blair over the Iraq war. Read his latest article on the subject, and find more here at The Scotsman.
UPDATE: And now you can visit www.impeachblair.org

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Boriswatch: The First for Boris News

Chief Boriswatcher | August 23, 2004

Boriswatch has got secret word of two excellent Boris developments. Firstly, an online presence from the man himself may be in the works with a little help from Boriswatch and good friend Bloggerheads. It seems the campaign is working! And an email from those nice people at Phantom Beats tells Boriswatch that their little ditty has had its finishing touches and may be released soon! Watch this space, I’ll keep you up to date. Remember, Boriswatch is first with your daily(ish) Boris news…

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BJ is a DJ!

Chief Boriswatcher | August 18, 2004

Astonishing news just in from Matt from Phantom Beats. They are collaborating with Boris Johnson MP on a new music single, which has already started playing in UK venues! Here’s an article about the development. Excellent work, Matt! On to the meat of his statement:
“Industry sources are already predicting that the Spectator editor’s musical debut could be a smash hit.
‘I heard it and it sounds like a bit of a smash to me! Went down pretty well at eastnor (The Big Chill) as you can imagine..’ - Steve Merrylees.
‘That boris thing is the b*ll*x!!! Made us laugh. Nice one.’ - Funkcutter.”
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Boris conquers America?

Chief Boriswatcher | August 17, 2004

An exciting titbit of information from Boriswatch reader Ria:
“Hi, in case you haven’t already spotted it: Boris is being launched onto the unsuspecting Americans via an interview in this month’s Vanity Fair.”
Looks like we may have an International Boris on our hands…!

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Boris and a whiff of scandal

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After years of treading carefully, Boris is within sniffing distance of a racy Government scandal. The news that his married Spectator publisher, Kimberley Fortier, is embroiled in an affair with David Blunkett had the papers reeling on Monday morning. Keenly avoiding a stab at a mirth filled response, Boris is gallantly standing by his woman: “She is a terrific publisher and has my complete support.” An utter gentleman, especially considering Mr Blunkett’s political leanings.
And what is Boriswatch’s response to the growing “scandal”? Keep a low profile, Boris, there’s a good lad. And, in a refreshing change from the usual political affairs, we at Boriswatch are pleased that Mr Blunkett is obviously not after her for her looks…

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Boris’s Dad wants to follow Boris

Chief Boriswatcher | August 8, 2004

With a portrait that is the spitting image of Boris, ThisIsSouthDevon reports that his dad Stanley is aiming to follow his high profile son into the House of Commons. A double Johnson outslaught? What an idea!

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