Boris says awesome things...

Apologies for the delay - I’ve barely recovered from the deep disappointment of Boris’s missing BAFTA. The victor, some media type called Jonathan Ross, was the safe choice - and anyway, this is only Boris’s early, fledgling years as a media figure. He’ll be up with the best of them before I turn 30, let me assure you (for those that are curious, that’s a full four years, 6 months and 5 days away yet).
And so, in that oh-so-final swipe of award misdirection, the Boriswatch “important dates” section over there on the left is rendered completely useless. Does anyone have any upcoming Boris events?

Boris does not depress your Boriswatch host. He of the estimable floppy-haired brow, the estimable wit, could never provoke even the faintest suicidal tendancies in yours truly. However, mindful of constituents and so forth, he has taken on the Vice-Chairmanship of a cross-party group on depression. “City living,” notes The Telegraph, “depresses one woman out of four”. Show them Boris and they’ll soon perk up.

It seems that Boris has indulged in a little celebrity stalking. Or at the very least a following-up-stairs-in-ski-resorts tendency. ‘Spotty’ Posh should promote acne pride reports Ireland Online, going on to detail Boris’ sighting of the “unquestionably beautiful” Posh. Really, Boris, if you fancy her, you only have to say…

All’s been quiet on the Boris front recently - until this morning. All that is right about Boris’s column comes together in his controversial latest article “What’s Wrong With Clubbing Seals?”. Find a tricky subject, apply much needed logic, and you come up with an article that clears the mists of sentimentality is a uniquely Boris way.
UPDATE: Australia’s The Age newspaper picks up this latest Boris piece.