Boris says awesome things...

The subtle juggernaut that is Boris Johnson takes in another plaudit: he’s been nominated for the Best Entertainment Performance at the television BAFTAs, reports the Guardian. I, for one, fully expect him to win. GO BORIS, you floppy-haired wonder…
UPDATE: Boris, commenting on his nomination: “”I feel like a fat German tourist propelled to the top of a mountain. It would be monstrous if I got anything”.

Have I got moos for you, Boris - Simon Hoggart analyses Boris’s growing campaign about farmers’ pigswill. “He was brilliant”, says Simon. No need to state the obvious, Mr Hoggart…

We all know Boris is the best columnist around - but now it’s official. Boris has been named Columnist of the Year at the British Press Awards. The judges said Johnson was “unmissable for his ability to use an everyday event and use it to make a convincing political argument.” That’s the stuff, Boris!

Top Boriswatch contributor Badger Lyons has noted that The Spectator are giving away a free book this week. Says Badger, it “contains many quips and remarks from Boris and Co. It is predominantly Boris.”. Free Boris quotes!

Hearty thanks to James Forrester, a Boriswatch reader, who noted a glaring error on the Boris Factfile. I’d had Boris down at the Oxford Union president at the age of 9 - I know Boris’s a big brain, but gaining the presidency while still in regulation shorts is a little farfetched…

After a brief pause in Boris-related news, I can now reveal

“And I thought the only big pricks round here were in the Labour party . . .”

what must be the pinnacle of his career so far: he has been selected to be one of two virtual tour guides for the Henley River and Rowing museum. A Virtual Boris is better than no Boris at all…