Just to confirm that our beloved Boris is still a lovable, cheery old sod, Empire magazine reports that Boris was seen emerging from the premiere of the gory blood-letting film The Passion of Christ singing “always look on the bright side of life…”
Comments rssGuardian columnist Toby Young reveals that Boris recently turned down £90,000 to appear on I’m A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here. Can you imagine the success of that?! Boris bumbling around the campfire - he’d be the first political superstar, and no mistake! Although it is a show for celebrity has-beens - and Boris’s popularity doesn’t need a boost…
Comments rssNews reaches us this morning that Boris has signed up controversial, Hutton-tarnished journalist Andrew Gilligan as his Defence and Diplomatic Editor [story link: The Guardian]. Says Boris, “”He got a very good story which was correct in all central respects and he has been pilloried and vilified by journalists who aren’t fit to lick his boots in terms of getting stories”. A brave move, considering Gilligan’s many political enemies, but well done to Boris for sticking to his beliefs!
Comments rssIt’s time to stand up and be counted - Sign the online petition BORIS FOR PM!
Comments rssBoris’s “Swill for Farmers” campaign hits an obstacle in the form of Ben Bradshaw: Compensation for swill feeders rejected [The Scotsman]
Comments rssThe esteemed Time magazine in America open a front cover article about Blair and WMD (link: The Escape Artist) with a quote from Boris’s Hutton response article.
Comments rssBoris supports the BBC, and gives his reaction - mentioning that Blair is akin to a “greased piglet”. INSPIRED!
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